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ウィフサンからバトンが回ってきました!!
何バトンなんでしょうか…(´・ω・`)
今回は無駄に冷静に答えてみようと思う。


1.理想の女(男)が記憶喪失で落ちている

『落ちている』ってどういう表現ですかっ
道端に倒れてるとかそゆ事でしょうかね。
とりあえず変な事を吹き込んだ後病院に連れて行く。
(変な事て)

2.歩いていたらサインを求められた

適当に変な名前でサインを書いて逃げる。


3.引き出しからドラえもんが出て来た

ポケットだけ頂いて引き出しは封印。


4.殺し屋に「死に方くらい選ばせてやるよ」と言われた

『あら優しい。老衰か褒め殺しがいいのですが。』


5.見知らぬ大富豪に遺産を遺された

超笑顔で『あざーっす(^台^`*)』


6.初対面で「B型?」と聞かれた

『ちげーよO型だよ!』半切れで普通に答えてみる。


7.預金残高が増えていた

心当たりがないか自分の胸に手を置いて考える。


8.カモシカの様な脚にされた

ちょっとまて。『誰にされたか』が問題だろう。


9.前に並んでる人に「俺の背後に立つんじゃねぇ!」と言われた

我侭いってねーでさっさと歩けよ
片足だけ列に入るようにその人を避けつつ並ぶ。


10.「犯人はあなたです!」と言われた

『ま、まぢすか』


11.鏡を見たら目がヤギ目になっていた

『今日はカラコンつけてきたんだ☆』
で誤魔化す。


12.尻の割れ目が消えた

病院に行く。


13.偶然手に取った本の主人公が、明らかに自分だった

友達に見せびらかす


14.モナリザがこっちを見ている気がする被害妄想

モナリザのポストカードかなんかを買って見つめ合ってみる。


15.NextRunner

もってけどろぼー!

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